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August 20, 2011 @ 11:32 pm

Cockadoodle Doo-What?

Note: The content of this post might be a bit “adult” for sensitive readers.

I have about a hundred things I’ve been wanting to blog about lately, but life is happening at a faster pace than I’m used to.  I should be close to caught up soon, and I promise to catch up here as well, but for right now, I’m going to share a moment of SS’s and my first Saturday evening at home in weeks.

We were watching TV and the Sonic breakfast burrito “Cockadoodle-Doo, Baby” commercial came on:

Immediately after that, a Carfax commercial came on.  SS was still repeating the “Cockadoodle-Doo, Baby” line from the Sonic commercial, while I was singing Katy Perry’s, “I wanna see your peacock-cock-cock,” . . .

. . . and the guy on the Carfax commercial was saying, “Show me the Carfax,” . . . all at the same time . . . and, well, it all jumbled together in my head and what I heard was, “Show me your cockfax.”

Which, as you may guess, led to a very thought-provoking conversation.

What might a cockfax look like?  Is it a report, like a Carfax report?  Would this report be utilized by dating services?  Does it list the number of previous owners?  Mileage?  Does it disclose whether it has been wrecked in the past?  Any problems with leakage or flooding?  Did it belong to a sweet old grandmother who only drove it once a week?

Oh, my.

4 Comments

  1. Comment by lifeischange:

    Is it in brand-new, cherry condition? Is it kept covered? How does it handle on curves? How many passengers can it hold? Is it a compact or more like a stretch limo?

    omg, I can’t stop . . . maybe I should password-protect this post so as not to offend anyone . . .

  2. Comment by Susan:

    Too funny! There are all sizes, makes, and models to choose from 🙂

  3. Comment by shauna:

    And what kind of accessories does it come with, heh.

Thoughts?

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